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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Sunday School Application

Dear Sunday School Leaders,
 
Please accept my application for possible membership in the Sunday School class meeting in the trailer out back of the church.
 
Have a great week.
 
Your brother in Christ,
Scott

Name: Scott P
Address: Across the street from Joe & Debbie and their kids
City: No - just Hickory
State: Tarheel
Country: Johnny Cash

Sex: Yes, Regular Kind
Age: 40++
Race: Coca-Cola 600
Married: 1 Man & 1 Woman

Political Affilations: American by the Grace of God
Religious Views: Left Side 3rd Row
References: World Book 1974, Webster's Dickshunairy, Farmers Almanac
Job: Isn't that the guy in the Bible with the boils?

To be completed by Staff: ___ Approved ___ Try again later _ You have got to be kidding.
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